Utsi Usayikhipha Nje Ivele Itsi “Kudzala Udla Ngami Mfana Wami,
Ake Usidle Ngemlomo Kuphela Namuhla!!!”.
– ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹



Whites: We had a few drinks

Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฎ

Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! ๐Ÿ˜
Ngithule ngiyabuka. โœ‹๐Ÿผ


Ifeyil ๐Ÿ™grd 10,ingane ifeyil grd๐Ÿ‘ฑ1,,,ubaba afeyile grd 11 ๐Ÿ‘ฒ
Umaningena egcekeni kuthiwa yangena ih 10111๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚e

Bashaye iBf yakho eClubin ngezimpama ezu4 ๐Ÿ‘‹mase nihamba endleleni umuzwe esethi “besengilinde eyesi5 ngibulale Umuntu”


When you’re Starring at a Group of Girls
then the Ugly one Blows you a Kiss….
Haibo Msoooooonu awuzibambe.


Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe

Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiweโœ‹

Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. ๐Ÿ˜š Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.

Uma ufuna indoda enemali,
cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.