A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
Yintoni wathenga izihlangu oko,
ingathi une bipola
Le team yenu ityiwa njalo,
ngathi sisonka esi brown. Lool
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
Was 5 to die today oko ngazalwa ndihlambingane yomntano Dade wethu ngazboninyembezi zehla
Kushushu namhlanje wow .xu kushushu kunzima ngoba langa aliphungulwa yihla jesu saga yindalo asikhali kodwa sililisw kukutsha sisengxakini ngekunjani xabesihlala nye
You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda
Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
Father: lebo upasile?
Lebo: yes dad
Father : zonke learning areas?
Lebo : yes dad ngaphandle kwe English
Father : ye marn usisiphuku phuku owphi umhlobo ndikuthengele Calculator unyaka usaqala uzothi awyipasanga
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times