Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter…
people the opposite.
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this made me impatient for having a baby… ๐ <3
โA baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.โ
If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning
Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed
Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out
I’ve Done Many Stupid Things In My Life
But I’ve Never Wrote
” I’m July She’s September
We Are October” On My Bio
Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant
Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name๐
if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself๐โ
If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)๐๐
Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.
Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat