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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter…
people the opposite.



this made me impatient for having a baby… ๐Ÿ˜› <3
โ€œA baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.โ€

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed


I’ve Done Many Stupid Things In My Life
But I’ve Never Wrote
” I’m July She’s September
We Are October” On My Bio


Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant

Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name๐Ÿ˜€


if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself๐Ÿ˜Šโœ‹

If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.

Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat