I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet…
But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔

If nothing seems to be right….. 😮
GO left… Simple as that 😄😄

My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔

Trust in God 🙏

But then remember to lock your car 😄😄

Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on

Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers

So guys Be true 😄😄

my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 😪

If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right??? 😄

Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄

Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎

Peace : 😕 who, me??

Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌