Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road

What did baby corn ask mom corn..
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Where is PopCorn

NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….

So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.

Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs
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Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….

‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!