Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua?
S-Media wali ladki ki wajah se
P-Wo kaise?
S-uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!

Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
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Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai…

Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki
sazaa do mujhe…!
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Maine ja k uske papa ko
bta diya

Pappu : I Love U..
Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya
Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli,,

Sunny Leone was at lingerie
store
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she asks Santa
(salesman) -Trial
Room
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Santa – Idhar Hi Karlo Humse
Kya Chhupana Abb,Fan Hai
Aapke

Colleges and school ko log”swarg”bolte he….
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tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke
“Jodiya SWARG me banti hai”

Ek Ladka Ladki ki shaadi hui
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
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Unka Bachaa hua
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khana kharab ho gaya
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na