How People Set The Alarm ⌚
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Others: “7AM”
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Me: “6:30AM, 6:45AM, 6:50AM, 6:55AM, 7AM”
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If You Are Born Poor, It’s Not Your Mistake 😐
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But If You Die Poor, My Friend It’s Your Mistake
Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?🚘
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I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,😒
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Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything?👂
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Kelvin: You Can Call Him Anything, Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐
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You’re Now Fired 😏😏
The Fire 🔥 That Is Going To Catch That Guy Who Claimed To Be Dead In Alph Lukua’s Movie 🙁
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Is Still Doing Its Press Ups In Limpopo!!