What The Heck Does The “z” In “LOLZ” Mean?😟
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“Laugh Out Loud Zebras?”

Math Jokes Aren’t Funny 😒
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Nothing About Math Is Funny, Math Is A Sin

It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You
It’s Their House🏠
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But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning
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It Magically Becomes Yours Too

That Mini Heart Attack You Get
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When You Reach Your Pockets
And Don’t Feel Your Phone

People Say You Cannot Live Without Love🙄
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I Think Oxygen Is More Important

You Go To School Nothing Happens👐
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You’re Absent: 6 Fights, Tubac Came Back &
Beyonce Performed The Cafeteria 👍

Dear Haters, I Couldn’t Help But Notice That
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“Awesome” Ends With “Me” And “Ugly” Starts With “u”😜

Her: You’re So Quite
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Me: Nobody Plans A Murder Out Loud 🙂

[Before Date]
Her: You Act Like You Don’t Care
Me: Ok😐
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[After Date]
Her: My Dad Died When I Was 15
Me: Who Gives A 😏