Whoever Is Reading This😤
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I Wish They Dump You Today And Be Single

Dating A Slim Girl Can Be So Confusing🚷
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You Don’t Know Whether She Needs Love Or Food😧

Ladies If You Like A Guy Just Approach Him
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They’ll Never Say No And They’re Very Cheap

People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy😖
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People That Know Me Wish I Was

That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “❤️”
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Then You Also React “❤️”……
But You Are On Free Mode

The Best Way To Tell Someone You Don’t Like Them Is
To Text Them “370HSSV0773” 😐
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And Tell Them To Read Backwards

In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
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I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out

Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
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Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels

Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
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I Need To See Some Rent🤷