If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?

I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.

I’ve been single for too long,
sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed
and sleep on the floor,
pretending my bae is mad at me..

I work at a Zoo and today I got the last warning for leaving the Lion’s cage open.
Like really, who can steal a Lion mara?
This boss is so stupid!!!

Q.What wud u do?
,,,U r a man nd hv rented
a 3room house with ur wife.Ur lady friend
needs a place to stay & u decide to offer
her a room in ur house.Aftr a couple of
months u fall 4 her nd u start shagging
her!One day u lie to ur wife that u r going
out myb to a funeral so that u sleep at the
other room with ur lady friend!In the middle
of the nyt ur wife knoks and says ”chomi
can u pls give me a condom”,,,,?

Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST

Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare

Yaz abe mubi umuntu
angafanelwa ama’Earphone