There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it
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When you miss someone,
you keep checking their profile.
I don’t trust anyone.
Even the Devil was once an Angel.
Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.
After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?
I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.
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Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.
Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.
One wrong spelling can destroy a relationship, I forgot to add “e” at the end of a word….
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Lebo :Bbe are u having fun at ur friend’s party?
Tebza :I’m having such a great time… c