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Just because that lipstick is expensive it doesn’t mean it’s looks good on your lips,
some lips just need vaseline
and that Green Zam-buk



A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“๐Ÿšจ to report his stolen bicycle๐Ÿšฒ.

TC : My bicycle๐Ÿšฒ is lost

Police : When did you notice it?

TC : This morning

Police : so do you suspect anyone?

TC : Yes,mom and dad

Police : Why you say that?

TC : Because last night i just heard my mom saying “make it stand well so that i can seat on it very well,then i i heard my dad saying “climb faster before it falls an mom said “push it very slowly an please don’t hurt me.

If ii cut off ur left arm,
ur right arm will be left


ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn

Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo


The way I’m so drunk
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I used a calculator to post
this…


English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected ๐Ÿ†
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

When She’s Mad…๐Ÿ˜ 
.
Guy: Babe!
Her: Don’t Call Me That!๐Ÿ˜โœ‹
Guy: Lebo!
Her: So I’m Lebo now? Oh wow!

Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority