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I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study



Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”

Ladies ,Please understand that cheating on your boyfriend
hurts more than him cheating on you

A LETTER FROM AN ABORTED CHILD;
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story is
short. I have stayed inside you for only three
months. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I know you are a special person
because I ate the food you ate.
I longed for the day I would see your face. Nine
months was a long time to wait, but I was
determined to wait. I had to be patient.
.
One day I heard you converse with a man about
me, and at some stage you quarreled. The man
then offered you some money to get rid of me. I
was happy and prayed that this meant that I
would at least see you, the only person that I
knew in the world: I was wrong. I had almost
forgotten the issues until I felt something sharp
pierce my tiny ear. I jerked silently and in pain,
and asked you to protect me.
.
Seconds later the object came, fiercer than before.
My tiny was cut up, starting from the ears then
arms and legs. It was an agonizing experience, my
head was then cut off and I died.
.
It took me a whole hour to die, a whole hour for an
innocent three months human being to be
murdered. I remember the whole incidence vividly
and I keep asking myself, what I did to deserve
that cruel death?
Why me? Why did you do it to me? And why was I
not given a chance to live? I know you are having
a lot of nightmares. You remain guilty for the
beastly act.
Please explain to your God why you committed the
heinous act. Personally I have forgiven you though
I never lived to see your face. My journey to back
to my creator was safe and I arrived safely. I was
given a red carpet welcome by an angel. I am
infact, without bitterness.
.
I still love you mum.
But the question is; Do u support Abortion???
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe, depends on circumstances


Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.

I wonder iEX yami ipoka ikuphi?
Phela wayethe she can’t live without me.


Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.


*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.

*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.

*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.

*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.

*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.

*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.

*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..

*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.

*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name

*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri

*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*

If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?

If bae doesn’t check up on u for 8+ hours
just move on with ur lyf “IT,S OVER”