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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH
AN ONLINE
GIRL.
I have tried to convince this girl on
facebook,
Whatsapp, BBM e.t.c
to visit me but she always tell me
that she is
busy,
her profile pictures was always
tempting her
curves,
her boobs name it everything make
sense,
i decided to take it to another level
at my own
expense. . .
Hope you know what i mean?
So at last i was able to decode her
to give me
her number,
i called her immediately to confirm
if it was
really her number.
We talked for a while and i
discovered that
she just lives a stone throw from
my place,
i said within me,
“aha”As an award winning
Womanizer,
convincing her was just like
counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit
me next
week Thursday,
Thursday seemed too far but that
was just the
price to enter her ..
Thursday finally came,
i called her around 7:30 just to
confirm if she
was still coming.
She said in Affirmative,
i arranged my room immediately
bought 8
condoms(Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my
door,
she dressed seductively and was
charming . . .
I chucked” Today na Today”
I laughed within me……………..
See how you make serious dey
read this long
story. . .
My dear,
i wish you can learn how to read
your bible
like dis….
I bet you God will like it and be
happy.



You Take Her To The Mall And Spend Like R10,000 On Her Food, Cosmetic, Hair And Some New Clothes, After That She Want To Go Straight To Her House Without Even Just A kiss, Besides She Even tells You That She Will Soon Tell You If She Loves You Or Not, You Drive Her On Your AMG That Costs 4 Liter Petrol Pair Kilo And As You Drop Her At Her House You Give Her Like R2500 For Airtime And Data, When You Get Home She Text You Please Don’t Call I’m With My Future Husband💔 After Two Month While as You Are Still Waiting For Her To Answer You, She text You I’m Pregnant And The Guy Is Denying The Pregnancy😭 Out Of Love You Decide To Marry Her With her Pregnancy Only To Finds Out That The Same Broke Guy Who Made Her Pregnant Is Still Hitting On Her Ryt Inside Your House When You Are Off To Work 😬

My Question Is What Would You Do ?

When Mom Joined Facebook

19:00 : Mom is typing
19:20 : Mom is typing
19:35 : Mom is typing
19:52 : Ngwanake

You Buy Her Some Expensive Shoes And
Then She Use Them To Walk To Her BF’s House


Dearth Raw💀

Is When You Tell Your Best Friend About How Nice Your Men Is In Bed And She Excidentaly Say “I Know Plus He Is Too Huge”

Look at your girlfriend and ask yourself.
Is this the best I can do???


On A First Date😉

Rich: I work with beautiful cars everyday😎

Girl: oh! How sweet☺..what is it that u do?😯

Rich: I wash cars😎

Girl: [Fainted]


Dear Ladies. 😟
.
.
If your boyfriend doesn’t post you on social media, That means he is protecting someone’s else feelings. Trust Me Onale Side Chick
😭😭😭
.
.
Finish and kraal. 😊
Can i get amen

Even if Jesus can come and say Nigerians Profets are fake

South Africans , still gonna say “unamanga lo uhlushwa umona”
🙉🙉🙉 awuu shem !!