A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later the neighbour died. Do not rush in solving problems.
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I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??
Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.
Public Service Announcement
If the relationship started this year 2018, then it is not eligible for Valentine’s gifts and spoiling……
It’s considered a Late Entry.
Boyfriends Association of Africa.
Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !
I Dont Care How Much I Spend On You But Remember :
When We Broke Up I Want My Money Back
Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.
You Know Or Should I Tell You ?
That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.
When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”
If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!