Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand
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I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!
Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken
My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(
If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets
Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”
Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have
Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence