Rich phoned📲 his boss but get the bosses’s wife instead😯
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She answered the phone crying: “I’m afraid he died last week”😭
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The next day Rich calls again asking for the boss…The wife answered: “I told u yesterday, he died last week”😠
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The next day he calls again and once more he asks to speak to his boss😯
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By this time the wife is extremely angry😠😠😠 and she shouts ” I’VE ALREADY TOLD U TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!!! WHY DO U KEEP CALLING???”😟😓
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Rich replied laughing: “I just love hearing it…I’ll call u back again tomorrow”💪👏

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years😷
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Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light🔦
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Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea😯
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So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light🙊🙉😨🔦
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She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!😠
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”😠
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Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”

Teacher : “Ronnie why are you late?”
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Ronnie : “I didn’t have my shoes”
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Teacher : “what?? Are you stupid? Where were they?”
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Ronnie : “I’m not stupid, one shoe was in my dad’s hand and the other one was in my mom’s hand and they were beating each other.

Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

Tebza :Hello, I would like to order some guns please.
Gunsmith :Some what? (The line is bad)
Tebza :Guns(Getting louder)
Gunsmith :Sorry, I can hardly hear, please repeat
Tebza :(Screaming )GUNS!!! G for Jeep, U for Europe, N for knowledge and S for Eskom, GUNS u stupid fool!!!

Hey, if u are reading this and u are feeling depressed, angry, sad, heartbroken etc…
I just want to tell u that I don’t care!!
Thanks!