Three Lessons to be learnt from a pencil:
1) Pain always sharpens you.
2) Everything you do leaves a mark.
3) What’s inside you is useful, not what’s outside.
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Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!
Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your
mother inlaw and send her your nudes
and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.
2 tips for happy married life….._
– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*
– _Husband Association._
Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”
Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”
I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.
Umnika Kanjan Umfana Ongasebenzi Inamba Esebenzayo?
Coins always make sound but currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increase keep yourself calm and silent.
The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.