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As a kid, you can’t wait to grow up. As an adult,
you wish you were a kid again.



Life always has many things to bring you down.
But, what can really bring you down is your attitude.

That moment when you want to throw a stone at your friend…you missed and it hit an old woman, and then the woman picks up the stone and put it inside her bag and walk away

You be like gogo come back with my stone.


once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ?
Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take out the battery and SIM card. Unplug the charge and trip the main switch..

Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made,
but by what I’ve learned from them.


3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself,
look for an alternate solution &
delete the situation that hurts you.


We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes,
but very good judges for the mistakes of others.

Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different.
Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.