Announcement we will get rich soon 😍
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Only money is missing

Lebo:Does this shirt make me look fat?
Tebza:No, it’s the fat that makes u look fat

Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father

Lesego:Doctor Tebza, I’m starting to forget things.
Doctor Tebza:Since when have u had this condition?
Lesego:What condition???

Doctor:Do u exercise daily to keep urself healthy???
Tebza:Yes Doctor… I play football and tennis daily.
Doctor:Good! How long do u play??
Tebza:I play till the battery on my phone is low…

I decorate my bedroom, to be like my classroom.
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Just so that I can fall asleep easily…

I have noticed that most churches ⛪ are fighting against Satan 😈
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But there’s one church that decided to fight against pigs

Maths teacher:If I have five bottles in one hand, and six In the other, what do I have???
Tebza:Drinking problem sir.
Maths teacher:Mxm

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Waves: I made tea.
Maketang: I don’t want tea.
Waves: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Maketang: Then why did you tell me?
Waves: It’s a conversation starter.
Maketang: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Waves: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.