Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.” They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?” The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I dont live around here.”

When I’m thinking of stop drinking alcohol
BuT something reminds me that my parents didn’t raise a quieter!!!!

Its hard breaking up with someone who is a psychologist✋
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Bruh u tell them “it’s over” and they will say:
“Bae☺, sit down,
let’s talk about this,
I can see that u have family issues,
Tell me about your childhood “

Being cheated on by the girl u love will humble you..,
You will find yourself asking your dog:
“Please tell me.. how do u treat your bitch?”

Even if God decided to call us in Heaven…
Some girls would ask him “Who Gave You My Number?

Mpendulo: Our teacher talks to herself does yours?

Rich:Yes, but she doesn’t realize it,
she thinks we’re actually listening!

During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔
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Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐
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Rich: 2 Madam😕
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[ Class mates laugh and clapped their hands]
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Rich quickly said: I’m kidding mam It’s 3😯
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[Class died and the teacher fainted]

The awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.