When life changes to be more difficult,
you must change yourself to be stronger.
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There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, and second, for poor men to know how rich men work.
*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..
UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)
ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….
A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”