American girl status i miss u Mike

British girl status oh gosh i miss u Leonard

Zimbabwean girl status i miss someone and you know your self

STOP IT!!!killing 10 boys with 1 statement

Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.

” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”

I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
.
Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.

Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”

Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?