Four people that u can’t trust in this world…

1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females

magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.

When a girl is so good in bed but very lazy to do house chores and your relatives start complaining about her.
“I be like ‘You guys don’t know her very well”

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs.
I hear that they have to pick up food from the floor
when they have dropped it.

At church service⛪
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Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤
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Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶
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Rich: Yes Man Of God😮
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Pastor: Do I know u? Have we Met before?😐
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Rich: Not at all Pastor! And its my first time coming here☺
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Pastor: You have blankets at home😕
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Rich: Yes that’s true pastor😊
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Pastor: you eat food and drink water for almost everyday😕
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Rich: Yes papa! Go deeper papa go deeper!
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Pastor: And your mother is a woman

Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.

Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work

When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵
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Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”

Guys I think my phone is acting up,
I keep pressing the home button but
when i look around I’m still at work