My brother, don’t fool yourself thinking that you will satisfy a
woman. Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they shave it
and draw their own. So who are u?
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When you all are broke and bae has a gold tooth ,
decision time
When a GIRL👸 ; 👇
° Stops stressing,
° Stops getting jealous,
° Stops Asking Questions,
° Never Message Or Call U First,
° Stop Asking About Your friends (GIRL) & starts saying, “Nah I’m Not Mad, It’s Cool , It’s OK”
° Stops arguing about small stuff,
° Stops worrying about you &
° Stops blowing up your phone….
Carefully read this line Now: JUST KNOW THAT THE LAST “TEAR” HAS
DROPPED & SHE NO LONGER CARES 💔😏
AM I Right Ladies ??
That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.
Women who fall in love or marry men because of money must never criticize prostitutes; they are of the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while the prostitutes work in the public sector.
I was stupid enough to think that
i was the only flower in your garden
*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*
*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*
*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*
*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*
Then,
*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*
*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*
*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*
*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*
*None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?*
*Is it Money?*
.
*NO!*
*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*
*Leadership?*
*NO!*
*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*
*Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our…..*
*”ATTITUDE”*
*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*
*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.*
*Amazing Mathematics*
*Beautiful msg to share*
Wife: I have good news nd bad news for you.. Which one I shld start with??
Husband: Im very busy tell me the good news only
Wife: The air bags in our AUDI is working nicely!!
My Problem is Not That Girls Fall During Deliverance,
But The Way They Fall And Still Remember To
Close Their Legs Damn Shit Kills Me
Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later