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In the end, its not going to matter how many mistakes you made,
but how you used them to make you a stronger person.



Her silence made him say is it possible for a pretty women like you to have a cold heart

I have this tree analogy when I think of people in my life, be it friends, family, acquaintances, employees, co-workers, whomever…They are all placed inside what I call my tree test. It goes like this:

LEAF PEOPLE
Some people come into your life and they are like leaves on a tree. They are only there for a season. You can’t depend on them or count on them because they are weak and only there to give you shade. Like leaves, they are there to take what they need and as soon as it gets cold or a wind blows in your life they are gone. You can’t be angry at them, it’s just who they are.

BRANCH PEOPLE
There are some people who come into your life and they are like branches on a tree. They are stronger than leaves, but you have to be careful with them. They will stick around through most seasons, but if you go through a storm or two in your life it’s possible that you could lose them. Most times they break away when it’s tough. Although they are stronger than leaves, you have to test them out before you run out there and put all your weight on them. In most cases they can’t handle too much weight. But again, you can’t be mad with them, it’s just who they are.

ROOT PEOPLE
If you can find some people in your life who are like the roots of a tree then you have found something special. Like the roots of a tree, they are hard to find because they are not trying to be seen. Their only job is to hold you up and help you live a strong and healthy life. If you thrive, they are happy. They stay low key and don’t let the world know that they are there. And if you go through an awful storm they will hold you up. Their job is to hold you up, come what may, and to nourish you, feed you and water you.

Just as a tree has many limbs and many leaves, there are few roots. Look at your own life. How many leaves, branches and roots do you have? What are you in other people’s lives?

THANK GOD FOR THE ROOTS!

~ I fall, I rise. I make mistakes. I live, I learn. I’ve been hurt, but I’m alive. I’m human, I am not perfect, but I’m thankful. Amen somebody!!


Pls am very sorry for not updating regularly
this days, it’s because my iPhone 6 had a
problem and my iPad battery is dead, my sister is with
my Samsung galaxy note 4. Am just here at home
sitting alone since my parents travelled to
London. I would have loved to Skype with you but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I have to hit
south Africa to get a new one. I wanted to visit the
mall tonight but my aunt went out with my bugatti
and my junior brother is out with the 2014 range
rover, the Toyota highlander had a little problem, the
tyre of Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving Lexus jeep
at night, I tried calling our driver to come and
pick me with my mums Ferrari but I don’t have any
credit , so can you please send me Load
so that I can call him plz?

We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.

So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)


An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!”


Long time ago there lived a great king and two beggars who always stood at the gate of his palace everyday.

As the king rode by everyday, the 1st beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom the king helps’ while the 2nd beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom God helps’.

The king always felt pleased to hear the praise of the 1st beggar.

One evening the king decided to reward the 1st beggar for all the praise; he ordered his baker to bake a cake and wrapped gold inside the cake.

The next day as he rode by, he gave the cake to the 1st beggar as he hailed him as usual.

The 1st beggar who was in dire need of cash sold the cake to the 2nd beggar at a cheap price.

When the 2nd beggar cut open the cake he saw the gold, sold them and became a wealthy man.

He did not return back to the kings gate the next day.

As the king rode out of his palace the next day, he saw the 1st beggar still begging for money and stopped to ask him if he ate the cake he gave him.

The 1st beggar replied and said no sir, I sold it to my friend who was here with me yesterday; I have not seen him today.

The king shook his head highly disappointed and confessed silently to himself that

” Indeed Blessed is he Who God helps”

Our God is the all knowing God, HE has not forgotten you. God always does His work just in time.

Be blessed and Trust God even when you don’t understand His WILL. Someday your blessings shall be in abundance.

Welcome to South Africa where :

1. Bathrooms have became photoshoot Studios.
2. Where young girls call old men enough to be
their fathers…”Baby,My Blesser,My Honey,My
Love…Sweety.
3. Where Beer is more important than Water.
4. Where sex is free but Love is Costly.
5. Where crime and rape is high than Education.
6. Where people wear expensive clothes but their
Bedroom Doors,kitchen Units and Wardrobes are
falling apart.
7. Where nowadays Ladies fear for pregnancy
than Aids.
8. Where funerals turned into a platform for
fashion,style and parties.
9. Where young girls look forward to putting their
signatures on the Social Grants than Job
Contracts.
10. Where Pizza Deliveries are faster than an
Emergency Response.
11. Where buying a car is a great achievement
than buying a House.
12. Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing your Virginity.
13. Where Churchs are turning into Dating
Points.
14. Where Parliament is turned into Circus.
15. Where Pubs,Clubs and Taverns are more
important than School.
16. Where getting a Smart Phone is greater than
achieving a Degree.
17. Where Abortion Pains are a way painful than
period pains.
18. Where you kill an animal like Rhino you get a
Life Sentence in Prison,But when you Kill a
Human Being you get 6 years in prison.
19. Where beautiful girls are getting 100+Likes
on social networks everyday,but the Ugly ones
are getting degrees and getting married every
Saturdays.

A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.
One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town.
A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.
He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.

Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another’s short comings, in order to be happy*

*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That’s the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don’t see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That’s UNITY.” May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*.

1. _”Alone I can ‘Say’ but together we can ‘talk’._
2. _”Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but together we can celebrate_

3. _’Alone I can ‘Smile’ but together we can ‘Laugh’._

*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other*
STAY CONNECTED

*QUOTE OF THE DAY*
_The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the hair._
*MORALS*; *Everyone is important according to his/her unique purpose,Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*