Accept what you cant change,
and change what you cant accept.
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Some Ex’s think they own our hearts,
they will text you:
“Hey I know you still love me”
Aibo kahle msunu ukuzihola
Shoutout to my school teacher who said
I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor…
Tomorrow’s my 1st day
Am sure on Valentine’s day
i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the $10 airtime that I owe them.
Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card
The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together…
but how good you are for each other.
I wish I could go back in time and find you sooner,
that way I could love you longer.
Yes I am single. Youre gonna have to be
amazing to change that.
Crushes are more beautiful
than affairs because there is no responsibility,
no worry, no commitment.
Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.
No1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.”
No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said “sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!”
No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son: ” Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!” Mother fainted!!!
No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.
No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?”The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”