Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!
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Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered
Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.
After S** feedback from different Ladies.
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– American lady: Thanks sweetheart, that was awesome
– UK lady: I’m so grateful honey, that was great
– India lady: Oh thank u very much, I love you
– Mzansi lady: So, o reng ka tshelete ya Moriri ????ngeke udle mahhala
LOVE! LOVE!! LOVE!!!
Love is complicated!
It can twist your brain,
it can make your heart to boil with panic,
it can make you do all the things you have never
thought of most especially when it’s true.
According to me i say Love is like a “JOINT BANK ACCOUNT”
were both partners have to be depositing
Care, trust, communication, respect, patience,
forgiveness, understanding and many more every day.
When one partner is not depositing any of the above
it can lead to the closure of the account.
In other wards a “Break up”
Love is a game and remember in the game there has to be a
“loser and a winner” at the end.
A draw is when both of you equally love each other.
So never aim at making your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend to be a loser.
Value their heart, time and care
because many people out there wish they were
loved by her/him and they admire
everything your lover does for you.
Think about it and always think twice
before you do or say something to your lover
because it can result into a terrible situation
that you have never thought of in your life.
I dedicate this to all the broken-hearted people out there
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I’m Jada. He said, Hi. I’m Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!
Hey guyz….anyone with those long messages which when you forward to ten people you are blessed in life…kindly send me one to forward…life is really hard this January. I need to be blessed
A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.
Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue
Look, i’m not saying that I’m Spiderman
but so far nobody has seen me in the same room
with him so how can u tell that i’m not spiderman??
I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”