Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn
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Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”
A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich
Dear Zulu People.
When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed?
You Are Comfusing Us!
Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it
No valentine’s gifts if the relationship is less than 10 months old.
Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym
Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon
I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter
Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.