This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”

your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh

If you call your girl at 3am and it says call waiting, just know that she’s talking to her Pastor.

Females don’t cheat

Me trying to learn English

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Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

Is it wrong to ask your friend to help you make your wife pregnant if you fail ?

Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc

I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online on Facebook and i know she’s going to see this post…
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Hey!! you prostitute am giving you 10minutes to call me or else i will mention your name.

The way this weed making me feel too high…
I can even kill two stones with one bird

She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left

John: 9 beers and a dead man