Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You”

Girl: “Its Impossible.”

Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra”

Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.”

Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”

Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”

Boy: “Say Love.”

Girl: “Love.”

Boy: “What 2+2”

Girl: “4”

Boy: “How Old Are You?”

Girl: “18”

Boy: “Haha!! I Told You I Could Make You Say 18.”

Girl: “No, You Said You Could Make Me Say I Love You.”

Boy: “Yes, I Did It.“

She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore.
He Opened D Fridge,
The Beer Was Cold Nd Said-
WTF Is She Talking About?

When you drop your phone,
your heart hits the ground
before your phone does.

Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked

Since yestdy I hvn’t been able to go to work cz my neigjbour cheated on his wife and she got angry nd shouted at him that she will also hav sex with all the neighbours
I’m still there waiting for my turn but she has’nt arrived till now,why women liars???

This lesbians Took all Beutiful Girls
And Left us With this Boys

Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
…
Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
.
Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…

An uneducated girl will force to marry her because she knows that a marriage certificate is the only diploma she may ever hold