Witchcraft is When you tryin’ kill a Snake
that just enter inside your Room…😂
Then suddenly Boom the Electricity goes Shutdown.
You Are Finished!!
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I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
Don’t let yourself be controlled by these 3 things.
Your past, people & money.
Use everyday as an opportunity to make
tomorrow even more better.
Just because things are not good now does not mean
they will be that way forever.
Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.
Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday
Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?
But what happened to gals of these days?!!!!!A girl once called me and said come over, nobody is home, I went there rushing and truly nobody was home, not even her.
Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”