When short people smoke weed
they don’t get high, they get medium.

Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor
who is sleeping around with all the church
members.
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Can I get an Amen.

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

African Girls That Want To Date Drake, Trey Songs, Justin Bieber etc.
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Once You Have Him, How Will You Explain The Rope Around Your Waist

Rich Asked a prostitute :” how much?”
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She replied: ” R100 on the bed, R50 on the couch, and R20 on the floor”
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Rich gave her R100.
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She replied: “I see…You’re a man of class”
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Rich replied:” Class yamasimba, I want five times on the floor”

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies
and the walls get in my way.

Teacher : “what kind of an institution is marriage?”
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Ronnie : “it is the one where a man loses his Bachelor’s degree
and a woman gets her Masters”

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

interviewer: how long dd u work during
ur previous job??
Me: 30 years
interviewer: nd how old are u
Me: 20 years
interviewer: ur are 20 nd u have 30 years
experience, hws dat possible??
Me: overtime.