Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname

Just because you fried some eggs
now you want to be a chef

If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience
–
Is it still called Stand-up comedy??

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
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