The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams

The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …

Men Men Men!!!!!!

*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”

..What should I do?

Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser

Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
…
Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic

I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only

2014 Single
2015 Single
2016 Single
2017 Single
2018 You are now an Album. ..