Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull
and common life.
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Love is just a word until someone comes along
and gives it meaning.
“A Zimbabwean man walks into a Capetown
bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says
he is going to Zimbabwe on holiday for two
weeks and wants to borrow R20. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the man handed
over the keys of his new BMW M3 parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything is
checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the BMW into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
man returns, repays the R20 and the interest,
which comes to R25,41. The loan officer says,
“We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why you would bother to borrow R20? The
Zimbabwean man replied, “Where else in
Capetown can I park my car safely for two
weeks and pay only R25.41?” Zimbabweans will
always be Zimbabwean and intelligent
too……proudly
Quitting FB is like running away from home…
we all know u doing it for attention
and that u will be back
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does
MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE….
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
All it takes is for you to make the pefect choice. I decree positivity into yo life, prosperity, wisdom, financial freedom, peace and love. In order to claim this prayer just comment “AMEN”, Like and SHARE with friends.
*My phone is very spiritual guys*
Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day
Thanks to my phone .
Are U 18 yrs & above?
Do u have a valid ID passport?
Can U speak English & any other language?
Are U lookin for a 9am – 5
pm Job with a Monthly Salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?
No work during wkends & u only have to work half-day on Fridays?
If U’re interested in this Job, Pls contact me with Ur
full details … SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT 2GEDA…COS
Am also looking for that type JOB:😂😂😂😂😂😂
To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!
– Wisdom will kill me
Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”
as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation
I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
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Am I suppose to single all my life???