Don’t be jealous when God is blessing your neighbour.
It means he is in the neighbourhood.
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So today I hugged a Xhosa girl immediately I received a bank notification that R125,00 has been deducted from my account
In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39.
We will start further investigations on you!”
Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that
my crush can bath in front of me.
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Best Message of Life :
Your Smileis a signature of God on your Face,
Do not allow it to be washed away by your tears
or erased by your anger
True love isn’t love at first sight but love at every sight
It doesn’t matter where you go in life,
what you do, it’s who you have beside you.
Love begins in a moment, grows over time,
and lasts for eternity.