So, I decided to visit my friend in the
surbubs:
Question: “What would you like to drink …
fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or
coffee?”
Answer: “Tea please”
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,
honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”
Answer: ” Ceylon tea please”
Question: “How would you like it? Black or
white?”
Answer: “White please”
Question: “Milk, whitener, or condensed
milk?”
Answer: “Milk please”
Question: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow
milk?”
Answer: “Cow milk please.”
Question: “Milk from Freeze land or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Afrikaner cow please.”
Question: ” Warm or cold?”
Answer: “Warm please.”
Question: “Full cream, low fat or fat free?”
Answer: “Umm … I’ll rather take it black
please.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar please.”
Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar please.”
Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a
glass of water instead please.”
Question: “Mineral or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water please.”
Question: “Flavoured or non-flavoured?”
Answer: “Hey f**k man! Just get me water
from the river… I don’t want to know which
river, and stop asking me too many
questions.
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Don’t tell me your secrets
cause when I get to
bae’s place I’ll start
saying everything.
When u try to apologize to your 2001 girlfriend
Babe I’m so sorry
Her:mxm Buzz off ….dont talk to me talk to my lawyer
I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits
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She took out her phone from her bag,
switched it off infront of me and said:
“Sorry my battery is dead”
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☆☆☆Even now im still fainting☆☆☆
In A bus Today
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Conductor: Nice dress
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Lady: Thanks!
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Conductor: Nice earrings
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Lady: Thanks
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Conductor: Nice Lipstick
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Lady: wooow thanks
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Conductor: But still you are not looking beautiful
When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight”
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Bro u will think the devil is the referee
Skinny Chicks With Small Butts Be Like “Don’t
Touch My Butt” Instead Of “Don’t Touch My ass bones”
If you are really lucky, you will find one person
who will walk through life with you no matter what
I Cannot begin to imagine a life with out you in it.
For the memories that we have created together
could never compare to the touch that we share.
No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger