Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.”
Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage between relatives is illegal in this country. “😂😂😂😂 DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 120km/hr, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 170, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense…!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding. I’ll let U go.”
The man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!! 😵😁😖😂
The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir

A black child is not scared of going back to school…
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He is afraid of bathing everyday

Gone are those days when women cry over breakup ….
Nowadays once u leave they will be like “Neeeeeext

Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN

Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now

Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying

U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished