Chuck Norris went to Pizza Hut,
ordered a Big Mac and
large fries and got it.π
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When Chuck Norris is late at work,
his boss is the one who’s going to
apologize for itπ€£
When Chuck Norris left for college
he said to his father
“now you are the man of the house”π€
Chuck norris was once biten by a snake and
the snake died after 2 days of agony
Chuck Norris doesnt shave–
he just tells the hair to leave π€ͺ
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.
I said, “Wow, that’s an amazing car!”
He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in,
and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year”.
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When Chuck Norris sends an email,
the email doesn’t get sent.
It gets delivered via hand-to-hand combat.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite,
he bites frost.
Chuck Norris can strangle you
with a cordless phone.