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She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, “Please can you spell ‘thirty’ for me?”

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ‘Tarty Tausan’!

😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.



A Marriage without a side chic is like a
government without opposition party.
Let us not be dictators in our marriages,
allow democracy…

If you’re my friend, stay away from my Ex GIRLFRIENDS . Even if I dated her for 2 hours in grade 4
Ngithi phuma kuyena.

• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?


Ungenze Njan Ufike Ekgcineni Kwe Bible Kubhalwe Ukuth..
Syadlala Xaim…
Wena Usuzi Nikelile…

Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today,
iyohh baby
Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money k’sasa
so you can go see it again


You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you…


My neighbour has started playing Kulungile Baba Since Friday…… I think his daughter has failed Again…..

Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u