If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

WHICH OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU LIKE
HEARIN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL ABOUT YOUR
MATHS TEACHER.
1.Maths Teacher Is Not In School
2.Maths Teacher Will Not Be Coming To
School Throughout This Week.
3.Math Teacher Is Sick
4.Maths Teacher Is Dead.
5.Maths Teacher Has Been Fired.

When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.

You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.

A Preacher finished the service one morning
by saying, ‘Next Sunday, I am going to
preach on the subject of liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like
you all to read Mark Chapter 17.’
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose
to begin. Looking out at the congregation
he said, ‘Last week I asked you all to read
Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the
chapter, please raise your hand.’ Nearly
every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, ‘You are the very
people I want to talk to today.. the liars …….
Mark has only 16 chapters.’
God have Mercy.

If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!

She be busy swagging that she is 25 years
old without a baby but her body says
she has grandchildren.

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison: “Son, this year I will not plant
cassava
and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know
if you were here you would have helped
me”.
.
The son replied his father: “Dad don’t even
think of digging the field because that’s
where I buried the money I stole”.
.
The POLICE OFFICERS on reading this letter
went early in the morning and dug the
whole field in search of the money but
nothing was found.
.
The next day the son wrote his father again:
“Dad you can now plant your cassava and
yam this is the best I can do from here.”
.
Dad replied: “Hahaaa my son, you are too
powerful indeed, even in prison you still
command police men to work for me. I was
so surprised to see the IGP and his team
holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm.
I will write to you when I want to
harvest.”