Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.
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She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
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“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “
It is not how much we do,
but how much love we put in the doing.
It is not how much we give,
but how much love we put in the giving.
have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.
Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!
I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating)
End of story
Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…
Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.
I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore.
If you were stupid enough to walk away,
I’ll be smart enough to let you go.
If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you