Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss or dream?
Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by the heart
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Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
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The teacher slap poor little John.
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Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”
Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.
Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha
Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..
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Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?
Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3
Do your parents know kuthi mayilele
uyi’vusa ngomlomo? Ba busy bak’biza ngo
Mbali kanti uMavusana.
Lerato : e tsene ?
me : Yes love!
Lerato : Ok, Aah!, Aaah!, aaah!
Me:I’m kidding I’m still putting a condom
“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.
Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!