I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!
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Ma 2000 ayahlupha…
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Wadlula eceleni kwawo uzowezwa athi:
“Lona ukhona kuFacebook wam”
Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO
Best Message of Life :
Your Smileis a signature of God on your Face,
Do not allow it to be washed away by your tears or erased by your anger .
My eyes know that I’m not perfect match for her but my heart has on eyes, no ears, so it’s beating for her.
When you paid for BnB but now she is not picking up your calls
Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?
“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.
You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.
You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.
Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…
Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”
For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.
That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.
Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.
I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017
“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!
You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017
Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.
I wake up and think dreams are real.
I sleep so I don’t have to feel.