When your girlfriend say ” I’m out with my friends” and you ask her which ones? And she says “You don’t know them” 🙁
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My brother you better be prepared, you might as well start processing the break-up papers. She’s cheating sham
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5 ways for a Woman to be
completely happy.
1. Be with a man that makes
you laugh
2. Be with a man that gives you
his time
3. Be with a man that takes
care of you
4. Be with a man that really
loves you
5. Most important, make sure
these four men dont know
each other.
Ungene ngeVosho kwi-Relationship yabantu kant
Baydlela iTreatment uphume usunyonyoba nge Walk yePhara
ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm
What is Mhlolo?
.
Mhlolo is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and
congratulates you that you will soon be a father . You shout
that you are not the father but the girl insist that you are the
father……Things are now getting Mhloloful you now require a
DNA test to prove that you are not the father…Things
become Mhlolostic when the doctor comes with results
saying you cannot be the father because you are infertile….
You are relieved but on your way home you remember you
are married with three kids at home!….. Now you are
extremely Mhlolicious Now you begin to ask yourself who is
the father to those three kids?… Now you get home to find
out the father to those kids is your gateman … You are now
Mhloloned You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her cheeks
tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t your real
dad’…. Then you know things are Mhlolocated And if you
dont forward this you are a Mhlolocriosis
A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”
Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”
The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”
Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”
The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”
Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“
A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!
The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business
Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.
Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,
As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!
So, The Judge Commented,
“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case
Because
Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer
&
An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”
A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
The Best Way To Smuggle Drugs Is To Place Them Up A Dog’s Ass.
That Way, Even If The Sniffer Dog Suspects Anything,
The Officials Will Think It’s Just Horny.