People be saying weed is strong and
I just smoked weed,so I don’t feel nothing…
Anyway happy valentines day to everyone..
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Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018
Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!
A man bought a book in library nd he returned a book nd blaming the manager that this Novel got so many names no story at all nd the manager got angry nd said “Idiot you are the one who took the attendence book”
Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with
Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”
Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha
Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute
I have seen better days* ……. but I’ve also seen Worse
I don’t have everything that I want ……. but I do have all I need
I woke up with some aches & pains …….. but I woke up ❗
My life may not be Perfect but ……. “I am BLESSED “
Self Care Tips to all Husband, who take alcohol this New Year
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
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