If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…

In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”

Stop telling people to get married because
people their age are married. People your
age are dying and nobody is telling you to
die

Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.

I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20
litre container full of water up to the 4th
Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it
down by the door. My boyfriend is inside,
he will come and take it in!!!”
I made a u-turn and took it back
downstairs..

Whites:its so expensive

Blacks:I will come back tomorrow

That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business

A Fact : A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.
Argue??

My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed