My girlfriend found a lipstick in my pocket.
I personally admitted that I am cheating….
I can’t tell her am selling Avon.
I want to eat my money in peace

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

A woman called the police
station last Saturday evening
and said, “My husband has
gone out with a girlfriend
and right now am going after
them. I have a gun and when
I find them, I will kill both of
them right away”. The police
asked, “Where exactly have
they gone?”.
Woman: They went to watch
a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and
went to the place and made
sure they arrived earlier than
the woman. When they
reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian
and started announcing, “If
there is a married man here
and has come with a
girlfriend, you must leave
immediately. Your wife is
coming right now with a gun
to shoot both of you dead”.
The police were surprised
that the door became too
small as everyone was
running out and the show
ended because even the
Comedian himself ran out!!!

You find a beautiful girl and the first thing
she asks you is “do you have another
girlfriend?”.
My dear have you ever seen someone
going to buy clothes while naked?

ENGLISH KiLLERS
1. She killed her self and died
2. Give me a blue pen of any color.
3. She commited suicide but thank Good
she’s alive.
4. Pick up the paper and fall in the
dustbin.
5. Both of you stand together separately.
6. I have three daughters; Both are girls.
7. Seeing identical twins, the principal
said,”you look together, are you twice?”
8. Am craving for an orange juice with a
guava flavor.
9. You three girls, both of you come here
and follow me. I’m right behind you.
10. I Will like to thank my folks,not forgetting
my parents.
11. I woke up dead.
12. They are eating jealous of me.13. I have
a financial problem of money.
14. I never hurt people internationally.
15. Last week, John was shot dead and
recovered in hospital.
16. Close the window, this weather is
coming inside.
17. All of you stand together in acircle.
18. My favorite tea is coffee.
19. He was involved in a car accident of
airplanes.
20. Yes are cousins , our mothers are
brothers
21. Its better to kill myself than to commit
suicide.
22 Stop talking twice plz try 2 speak once
upon a time
23. Add more pliza

You Break Her Heart We Take Her, We Fix It
We Marry Her That’s What We Do In
2018.

Female size
.
Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
.
Which one is yours ??

The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…

I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
.
I’ve been fainting since

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard