An inspirational speaker said: “The best
days of my life were The Days I spent In The
Arms Of another man’s wife”
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The audience was
shocked
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Then he quickly added:
“She was my mother”.
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A big round of applause
and laughter followed.
.
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An adventurous man in the audience later
decided to try this at home.
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After dinner he told
his wife: “You know, the best days of my life
were the days I spent In The Arms of
another man’s wife”.
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But he couldn’t quickly recall the follow-up
line.
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By the time he regained
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
recovering from burns of boiling water!
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just Imagine being a lesbian you wait the whole week
for your partner to finish her periods
When she finish you start yours
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and dont pay at10tion,
theyll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, theyll be 3.
I hate it when i tell people that i will be back in 10minutes
and they keep calling me every 20 minutes…
Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend?
Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.
Imagine fighting with another woman over your
“Man”then boom there are five more to go and
thats when you will realise that
you have a tournament..
Stay strong my sister..
Church is the best place to go after a break up.
You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody
will be thinking you caught the Holy Spirit
W A R N I N G
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Please share this important warning with all your circles if you truly care.
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Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last night evening, a friend of mine while drinking and driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away
In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!
Joke of the day: 😂😂😂😂😂
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
The Man says:
“Yes, it is.”
Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”
Man:
;No, thanks.”
Boy:
;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”
Man:
“OK, how much?”
Boy: 😜😜😜
“$1,000.”
A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy:
“Dark in here.”
Man:
;Yes, it is.”
Boy:
“I have soccer boots.”
The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
“How much?”
The Boy says 😜😜😜
“$5,000.”
The Man says:
“Fine, I will buy them.”
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
“Grab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.”
The Boy says:
“I can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”
The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
😜😜😜😜😜
The Priest says:
“Don’t start that shit again!”
😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE !